Example: Xe’vana’ta ‘semek ,xe’ludu al, lija. Han’xen M talka.
(1S-like-NEG (INF)cook ,1S-be.tired very, because. go.to-IMP1PL M golden.)
I don’t want to cook because I am tired. Let’s go to the golden arches.
I never really though about what Rejistanis would eat.. at least not well enough to write anything down. But this example is definitely from the real world. In the conworld, the golden arches do not exist.
‘semek can mean to cook, or to prepare food in general, even if it is not made in a pot on an oven. Salad is ‘semek-ed as well. As is aa steak or a soup. More specialized words do exist though. Semek’tan means cuisine and semek’het. is a cooker to prepare food on. Someone who prepares food is, very regularly, a semek’he. semek means either ‘cooked’ or ‘prepared’ or ‘related to cooking’.
Completely unrelatedly, there exists a site called URLAi, which attempts to guess the gender and the age of the poster. In my case, I supposedly am 18-25 years old, male and in an upset mood. On each and every one of these counts, URLAi was wrong. I mean, sure, occasionally, I am upset (I tend to joke that I do not have a temper issue but an idiot issue), but here on the blog, I normally do not vent when I am upset. If I did, my posts would be far longer and the words “idiot”, “Vollpfosten”, “Windows-User”, “Arschgeige” and “f*cktardation” would be used much more often! Definitely! As would be many rejistanian terms like “slani”, “itva” and “selme”. 
BTW: does anyone know a good replacement for audacity? It fails because it cannot create its temporary files in my home directory (for space issues) and when I attempt to tell it a diferent path for them, it fails to recognize anything related to audio at all.
That site suggests that I am a male, 66-100, with a personal and upset style.
Hmm.
I was so amused by it that I found another one that claims to guess my Myers-Briggs type. It’s wrong on each attribute!
Hey, that one sounds like fun, too! Do you have a link?
A few terms in the search engine of the least distrust lead me to this site: http://www.typealyzer.com/
You are apparently ISTP based on the KaWotD blog.
OTOH, the Myers-Briggs test is a bit… questionable since its categories do slice through the middle of a bell curve and thus answering the test on a different day can land you in the opposite category even without software support. For more information read or listen here: http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4221 .
I’m well aware of the pitfalls of the Meyers-Brigg. Basically, I look at it as a mood ring. A mood ring doesn’t have any real psychology or magic behind it, but knowing that, it can be funny to see how off it is, or note the rare occasion when it gets things right!
Ah, veka! Sorry, I am often a bit too hasty to jump on people I think believe in crazy stuff because it is something I used to do earlier in my life. You are right, it does have entertainment purpose.