You internet users… what are you searching for to get to my blog? I am used to the usual strange things like words in rejistanian or conlangs of Mr Peterson… but… but… why does googling Unabsteigbarkeit lead here? I do use the word occasionally to illustrate how you can understand a word by understanding the root and its compounds (the root is absteigen (to be relegated), the entire word means roughly: the property not to be relegated [ever]), but still… it is an odd term to google for and it’s even odder that you won’t end up on rsssf.com where I first found that term.
Now, the rejistanian word of the day means naked or as verb either to be or to become naked. While this term is a bit suggestive, it is not so… takani (mature in the XXX sense) to mark the blog as such. Hopefully!
I wanted to translate Barbie Girl into rejistanian, but it is really hard since it would require some form of compression to fit into the meter.
Xe’elu Valvi
1S-be_named Barbie
I am Barbie (that is an odd rejistanization)
tekne’ra valvi
world-LOC barbie
in the/a Barbie world
Sanja mi’lasik
Life 3S-be_plastic
Life is made of plastic
ji xen’xamik
and 1PL-participate
and we participate [in it] (yes, that was included due to the rhyme)
Ishante’il xe.
Brush-IMP2S 1S
Brush me
meshi’loa’il xe.
SBJ2-naked-IMP2S 1S
maybe undress me.
Xe’ki’emikir
1S-FUT-support
il, xen’ki’sidekhir.
you, 1PL-FUT-reach.
I will support you, we will be someone.

You’re worried about people getting to your blog by googling “Unabsteigbarkeit”? Just who do you think is going to end up here now! (And in case my meaning isn’t clear, let me repeat the following words that occur in your post: “naked”, “mature”, “xxx”, “undress”).
By the way, I like the Rejistanian transliteration of “Barbie”. Kind of reminds me of “vulva”. (And that word will add to your porno hits! [And so will that one!])
I didn’t worry about being found via Unabsteigbarkeit, I chuckled about it. As for being found by other more takani terms… there is enough of that to fill most of the internet. The joke went: SPECIAL OFFER: The entire internet now on 600 DVDs, or, if you prefer, without the erotic material on 1 CD.
Ha! Hadn’t heard that one before. Nice follow-up with takani, by the way.